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Surprising As Bill Gates’ Wife Changes Her Mind Over Divorcing Husband After Receiving COVID-19 Vaccine

In a surprising mood, Melinda Gates has changed her mind about divorcing Bill Gates few minutes after receiving the COVID-19 vaccine.
Giving her reason, she said, “I have changed my mind and do not want a divorce from this amazing and handsome man,” said Melinda.
She continued, “Bill is perfect in every way. I cannot live without him. Also, Windows is the best operating system and Internet Explorer is the best way to surf the world wide web.”
Sources said her divorce lawyer quickly jumped in to change her mind, reminding her that Bill was a major nerd in high school and that she would get at least half of his mind-controlled zombie army in the divorce.
“I do not care,” she said. “I live only to serve my wonderful husband, Bill.” She then changed into a 50’s housewife dress and began cooking him breakfast, the source said.
READ BREAKING: Bill Gates Divorces Wife After Several Years Of Marriage
But spokesperson to Gates released a statement, saying: “Windows is the best operating system and Internet Explorer is the best way to surf the world wide web. All hail Bill,” after Bill Gates could not be reached.
Recall that Bill Gates and wife announced their divorce earlier, giving reason of going into another phase without needing their marriage relationship together.
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